Pros, Cons, and WTFs
Last night I met Waterloo out for a drink at his local spot. I got there ate 12:30 (a.m.!) because he gets off work late and I met him after I dropped Offspring off at Babydaddy's house. He was sitting with some friends and his cousin. Interesting friends...older guys, seemed nice. His cousin was even more unusual. But nice. After some drinks, it was 2 and he walked me to my car, asked me to come over (naturally, I
said yes...because I have no common sense). I went to his house, we had sex, I went home. Here are the details in Pro/Con format:
Pros:
He's very complimentary
He has a rockin' bod for someone who doesn't exercise, eat well, and goes out all the time
He was pretty good in bed
His cousin said, "So, I finally get to meet (my name here)" (it's always nice to be heard of)
He introduced me to everyone who came up to our table (you'd be surprised how some don't)
He said he'd been wanting me for a year
He was affectionate, polite, and sweet
He's a good kisser
Cons:
He drank 3 beers and 3 shots of vodka in 1 1/2 hours, plus a beer when we got home
He was pretty drunk, which I didn't realize until too late
He smokes pot, a lot I think
He gets calls all night
He goes out all time...maybe bordering on alcoholism-style?
He went to his car NAKED to get condoms
He tried to have sex without a condom (bad idea)
What the Fucks:
Did I mentioned he went to his car naked.....what?!
He sucked my toes...on the first time?!
Why would you get trashed when you know you're going to get laid?
He couldn't come (see drunkenness) and wasn't the least bit perturbed...
now I know this is normal, but again, on the first time?!
He heard his neighbor come home (at 3 a.m.), peeked his head out the door (while naked) and asked for a
beer...apparently this is normal behavior b/c the neighbor wasn't freaked out at all
Oh, and the best part, he put on the DVD he just bought of the Justice League (CARTOONS) to watch and the
left it on while we were making out...he's a comic book junkie
Seriously, I can't make this stuff up.
But seriously seriously, I don't know how I feel about it. I mean, it was fun, he was good, totally inot me. I haven't been kissed that much in a long time. He was all over my body. I should be thrilled. But I couldn't help thinking about how I hadn't been with anybody other than El Toxico in so long and it's just not the same when there aren't feelings involved. I'm such a girl. When did I start needing sex to be so emotional? Ugh.

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