funny shit

1. i was listening to "the next big thing with andy langer" tonight and he says whoever calls in first with the artist's name of the next song will win tix to their upcoming show. so a few beats in, offspring says, "duh, it's tv on the radio." i ask him how he knows and he replies that he's listened to this song, "like a million times!" the cd just came out but i had an advance copy. aren't we a trendy little 11-year-old?!

2. U-W had a nightmare that babydaddy and i got back together. i think it's especially funny that she phrased it as a nightmare. actually he and his roomate were exceptionally nice to me tonight and even fed me.

3. i got back from miami today. it was fun, expensive, and entertaining.

4. even el tóxico's friend (my replacement) is now bitching him out for treating me badly. we'll add her to all my friends, a couple of his, and his sister.

5. i think waterloo might be blowing me off. this is so perfect. the dude calls me for over a year and a half. one quasi-date and he's done with me. am i defective or what?!