Bad News

My summer revolution was supposed to be bad ass. I haven't accomplished much...

1. Make excercise a daily activity (nope)
2. Buy a bike (uh-uh)
3. Go to Enchanted Rock (too hot)
4. Lose 20 pounds (definitely not)
5. Change all the burnt out light bulbs in my house (check)
6. Buy Sex and the City DVD set (too expensive)
7. Keep all my plants alive (check)
8. Learn to swim (still working on it)
9. Take a conversational Spanish class (no)
10.Sign up for some hobby type class for the Fall (not yet)
BONUS:
11. Have some sex (I have no viable options whatsoever)

Boo-hoo.