3000 and U-Dub

I just got off the hook with 3000. He was outraged that he hadn't been mentioned thus far. SO in order to placate him I let him rename La Amiga (to UW, aka U-Dub) and will begrudgingly give him credit for Assy McGrabs Alot. La Amiga is constantly being called an Uninteresting Whore so I figure her moniker really should fit her better. Hahahaha! I slay myself and thank you, long lost Rosita, for the insult heard round the world that has turned into our longest lasting joke.

Onto myspace. El Tóxico's myspace girlfriend is out...for now. She stopped calling him over a week ago. Tough luck, daddi-o.

In more myspace news, I was checking out my hermanita's myspace page and found a guy who seemed to making a lot of comments and appearances. So I looked at his page. From the looks of it, my unhappily married sister seems to have a boyfriend. Last night she told me he was a friend and that she was probably getting divorced next month. I think he's more than a friend. But as I well know, one doesn't exactly go around advertising that they're cheating on their huisband because they're not satisfied. Sigh. My poor little sister.

The hellion in my classroom has been absent for the last two days and life is so much better. I feel bad. I'm supposed to like the kid, but goddamn.