girl, i like my onions cooked!

summer school is over. today was the last day of instruction and i administer the TAKS test on monday and tuesday.
i. am. so. glad. 5th grade is not my calling.

two days ago waterloo called me and after some chitchat he asked when we were going to hang out. i asked, "do you still have a girlfriend?" he replied no. aha. so that's why he's been calling more persistently. the unfortunate thing is that i'm not interested anymore. now that i've gotten to know him and his lifestyle, i don't want anything from him. so i'll probably go out for a drink and lay it out if i have to.

i told Assy Mcgrabs Alot (credit to 3000) about the El Tóxico stuff that's happened recently. i felt like such a mentirosa keeping it from her. and i decided i was letting myself be manipulated by him. whatever. if he finds out and decides "things will change between us" so be it. besides, would that be so bad? i could use a few changes. hmmph. i do what i want.

i went swimming yesterday with UW and my body hurts. i'm going to go lay down and be lame.

the title is taken from a statement one of my co-workers made at a lunch we all went to yesterday. i just thought it was funny. in my head i made up all kinds of innuendo and connotations for that statement.
girl, i like my onions COOKED! mm-hm.