Mawwiage...is what bwings us togetha today

Dear Married Women,
Please stop saying, "oh you'll find someone," and "it'll happen," EVERY time you ask me if I'm dating and I say no. Don't worry...I'm ok. I don't need a relationship to define me or my happiness. And contrary to popular belief, I'm not really envious of you. Sure, I want to be in love and have babies with someone I'm actually married to...but some of you don't even have sex with your husbands more than once a month, and some of you have husbands that cheat, and I never have to check in about my purchases, my time, or my choices in life. And no, I don't always miss having a warm body next to me...especially not one who snores, steals the blankets, or sleeps all morning. And, no offense, but a lot of you are married to some crabby ass men.
Sincerely,
Picky-choosy-IdowhatIwant-single woman