I come to mind in a porn shop?

My lovely friend, "La Mexicana," just called to tell me she thought of me while perusing a Hustler store with her husband (hmmmm...). She saw some t-shirts with sayings on them and one said,
"I'm not Ms. Right, but I'll fuck you until she comes along."

It's funny cuz it's happened...It's funny cuz it's sad..It's funny cuz it's awkward!