Mentirosos

I was hanging out with some friends tonight. It was all good fun. Then one of them who I used to quasi-date (mistake #1: no more quasi-anything) starts telling this story that I've heard before about a crazy girl he briefly dated. Except this time the story includes how he slept with her. Uh, yeah, I guess you conveniently left that out the other 10 times I heard this story. So this guy never slept with me. Need I go into how much of a hag that makes me feel like? Probably not.